Jerusalem Follow-up
The Weekly Alumni Newsletter of
The Jerusalem Fellowships

 23rd of Kislev, 5759 December 12, 1998



Hi Fellowshippers,

Everyone here at Aish HaTorah in Jerusalem is looking forward to the start of Chanukah this Sunday evening.  There's nothing quite so beautiful as the sight of menorahs glowing outside every door in the neighborhood.  (It's one of the many benefits of living in a Jewish country.) 

If you're looking for some great material on Chanukah, be sure to check out Aish's website, http://www.aish.edu/calendar/chanukah
. You'll find RealAudio of all your favorite Chanukah songs, an animated demonstration of lighting the Menorah, the candlelighting blessings translated, transliterated, and sung for you on RealAudio, Chanukah timelines to get you oriented, a guide to what you need for a great Chanukah party, a Chanukah Meditation, a video message from Rabbi Noah Weinberg, and much more!



WINTER UPDATE 

We're gearing up for one of our largest winter groups ever!  Two Fellowships programs..., Return and Learn..., SLT's -- the activity here is non-stop.  It's still not to late to join us on Return and Learn.  Call 1-800 FELLOWS for more information, or check out the Return and Learn website at http://www.jerusalemfellowships.org/alumni.htm.



Mazel Tovs

Rabbi Tzvi and Ruth Gluckin on the birth of a boy
Nisan and Sarah Yakubov on the birth of a boy

Devorah Rose on her engagement to  Steven Kigel



EMAIL ADDRESS UPDATES

Hello,

This is Tara Gordon writing. I am not on your recepient list, and would   really like to be. My address is tgordon@pathcom.com

Thank you.

Tara Gordon  (Summer  '93)  

Keep smiling, you never know who may be looking!
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I want to wish everyone a chag sameach and a wonderful winter break, wherever   it may lead you. I also wanted to let you know that i have a new E-mail   address now and it's terrirol18@aol.com

Best Wishes,

Terri Rolnick (Summer '98)



Joke of the "Weak"

The Night Before Chanukah

'Twas the night before Chanukah, boychicks and maidels
Not a sound could be heard, not even the dreidels.
The Menorah was set on the chimney, alight
In the kitchen the Bubba hut gechapt a bite.

Salami, pastrami, a glessala tay
And zayerah pickles with bagels, oy vey!
Gezunt and geschmack, the kinderlech felt
While dreaming of tagelach and Chanukah gelt.

The clock on the mantlepiece away was tickin'
And Bubba was serving a schtickala chicken.
A tumult arose like a thousand brauchas,
Santa had fallen and broken his tuchus.

I put on my slippers, eins, tsvay, drei,
While Bubba was now on the herring and rye.
I grabbed for my bathrobe and buttoned my gotkes
While Bubba was busy devouring the latkes.

To the window I ran and to my surprise
A little red yarmulka greeted my eyes
Then he got to the door and saw the Menorah,
Yiddishe kinder," he said, "Kenehora.

I thought I was in a goyisha hoise,
But as long as I'm here, I'll leave a few toys.
With much gesshray, I asked, "Du bist a Yid?"
"Avada, mein numen is Schloimey Claus, kid."

"Come into the kitchen, I'll get you a dish,
A guppell, a schtickala fish."
With smacks of delight, he started his fressen.
Chopped liver, knaidlach and kreplach gegessen.

Along with his meal, he had a few schnapps,
When it came to eating, this boy was the tops.
He asked for some knishes with pepper and salt,
But they were so hot, he yelled, "Oy Gevalt."

Unbuttoning his haizen, he rose from the tisch,
And said, "Your Kosher essen is simply delish."
As he went to the door, he said "I'll see you later,
I'll be back next Pesach, in time for the Seder."

More rapid than eagles his prancers they came,
As he whistled and shouted and called them by name:

Now Izzy, now Morris, not Yitzak, now Sammy,
Now Irving and Maxie, and Moishe and Mannie."
He gave a gesshray as he drove out of sight:
"Gooten Yomtov to all, and to all a good night."
 

Someone recently emailed around asking for Mechitza jokes...I just heard two...

The Rabbi sees a guy wandering around on the women's side of the mechitza. 
The Rabbi
says "Hey! What are you doing on the women's side of the mechitza?!" 
He says.."I'm looking for my wife!"  
The Rabbi asks..."What's her name?"
He says " I don't know yet!"

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The new Rabbi is asked by a prominent member of his shul why they need a mechitza...
is it SO bad if men and women sit together?

The Rabbi answered, normally during my speech they fall asleep...
sitting together is one thing , but "sleeping" together!?!!?

 



YAAKOV'S CAMPUS CORNER

(Rabbi Yaakov Singer joined our North American Fellowships staff this past summer as our Campus Coordinator.  If you are currently in college and would like to get more involved in our campus programming, please contact him by email at ysinger@aish.edu, or call him toll free at  877-472-5412. Yaakov will be a regular contributor to our Jerusalem Follow-up Newsletter)

This has been an exciting semester on campus! Fellowships Alumni have be running Shmooze discussion groups across the country. As a result, the number of students applying for the Winter JFIL program has more than doubled from last year. I want to thank everybody who is sharing their Israel experience with their friends at school.  

CAMPUS ALUMNUS OF THE WEEK

A special mention should be made of all the efforts Francine Sadiky (JFIL '98) has made at Penn State University. She initiated a program whose goal is to provide every freshman at Penn State University with an introduction to Jewish  wisdom. Francine is working with the residence hall staff to lead discussion groups about tolerance and the diversity of Jewish thought for each freshman dormitory living group at the university. Way to go, Francine!

Remember that in order to give to others you have to be growing yourself.

Keep the flame of Jewish wisdom burning. Our time in Israel should be a foundation for an ongoing journey of self-exploration.

Happy Chanukah,

Yaakov Singer


Inspiration

An interesting lesson in life...

A while back I was reading about an expert on the subject of time management. One day this expert was speaking to a group of business students and, to drive home a point, used an illustration I’m sure those students will never forget.    After I share it with you, you’ll never forget it either.

As this man stood in front of the group of high-powered overachievers he said, "Okay, time for a quiz." Then he pulled out a one-gallon, wide-mouthed mason jar and set it on a table in front of him.

Then he produced about a dozen fist-sized rocks and carefully placed them, one at a time, into the jar. When the jar was filled to the top and no more rocks would fit inside, he asked, "Is this jar full?" Everyone in the class said, "Yes."

Then he said, "Really?" He reached under the table and pulled out a bucket of gravel. Then he dumped some gravel in and shook the jar causing pieces of gravel to work themselves down into the spaces between the big rocks.

Then he smiled and asked the group once more, "Is the jar full?" By this time the class was onto him. "Probably not," one of them answered.

"Good!" he replied. And he reached under the table and brought out a bucket of sand. He started dumping the sand in and it went into all the spaces left between the rocks and the gravel.

Once more he asked the question, "Is this jar full?" "No!" the class shouted. Once again he said, "Good!" Then he grabbed a pitcher of water and began to pour it in until the jar was filled to the brim.

Then he looked up at the class and asked, "What is the point of this illustration?" One eager beaver raised his hand and said, "The point is, no matter how full your schedule is, if you try really hard, you can always fit some more things into it!"

"No," the speaker replied, "that’s not the point. The truth this illustration teaches us is: If you don’t put the big rocks in first, you’ll never get them in at all."

What are the big rocks in your life? A project that YOU want to accomplish? Time with your loved ones? Your faith, your education, your finances? A cause? Teaching or mentoring others? Remember to put these BIG ROCKS in first or you’ll never get them in it all. So, tonight or in the morning when you are reflecting on this short story, ask yourself this question: What are the "big rocks" in my life or business? Then, put those in your jar. 



That's it for now.  Please keep the contributions coming -- we're always looking for new material. Also, we'd love to have some feedback on our new format, so drop us a line.  Now here's the Shabbat Shalom Weekly.
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 23rd of Kislev, 5759  December   12th, 1998
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GOOD MORNING! There are two holidays which stir the Jewish soul, no matter how far one is from being religious or observant -- Passover and Hanukah. The last connections with Jewish observance to be lost are the Passover Seder and the lighting of Hanukah candles.

I heard the following story years ago when I lived in Israel and to the best of my knowledge it is true. Before the USSR let the Jews leave for Israel, Jews used to hire a guide to smuggle them out of Russia. One Hanukah a group of Jews were playing "cat and mouse" with a Soviet army patrol as they approached the border. When the guide thought they had lost the patrol, he announced an half-hour break before continuing the trek. One of the escapees, hearing the "magic" number of "one-half hour" -- the minimum time a Hanukah candle must be lit to fulfill the mitzvah -- pulls out his menorah, sets up the candles, says the blessing and starts to light the candles. The other escapees immediately pounce upon him and the menorah to put out the candles -- when the Soviet patrol moves in and completely encircles them.

The head of the army patrol speaks: "We were just about to open fire and wipe you out when I saw that man lighting the Hanukah candles. I was overcome with emotion; I remember my zaideh (grandfather) lighting Hanukah candles .... I have decided to let you go in peace."

Hanukah starts Sunday night, December 13th. Happy Hanukah!

Q & A: WHAT IS HANUKAH AND HOW DO WE CELEBRATE IT?

There are two ways which our enemies have historically sought to destroy us. The first is by physical annihilation; the most recent attempt being the Holocaust. The second is through cultural assimilation. Purim is the annual celebration of our physical survival. Hanukah is the annual celebration of our spiritual survival over the many who would have liked to destroy us through cultural assimilation.

In 167 BCE the Syrian-Greek emperor, Antiochus, set out to destroy Judaism by imposing a ban on four mitzvot: The Shabbat, Learning Torah, The Sanctifying of the New Month (establishing the first day of the month by testimony of witnesses who saw the new moon) and Brit Mila (entering the Covenant of Abraham through Torah-ordained circumcision). The Shabbat signifies that G-d is the Creator and Sustainer of the Universe. His Torah is the blueprint of creation and the source of our meaning and values. Sanctifying the New Month determines the day of the Jewish holidays. Without it there would be chaos. For example, if Succot is the 15th of Tishrei, the day it occurs depends upon which day is declared the first of Tishrei. Brit Mila is a sign of our special covenant with the Almighty. All four maintain our cultural integrity and were thus threats to the Greek culture.

Matityahu and his five sons, known as the Maccabees, started a revolt and three years later succeeded in evicting the oppressors. The military victory was a miracle -- on the scale of Israel defeating the combined super-powers of today. Having regained control of the Temple in Jerusalem, they wanted to immediately rededicate it. They needed ritually pure olive oil to re-light the Menorah in the Temple. Only a single cruse of oil was found; enough to burn for just one day. However, they needed oil for eight days until new ritually pure olive oil could be produced. A miracle occurred and the oil burned for eight days.

Therefore, we light Hanukah candles (or better yet, lamps with olive oil) for eight days. One the first day, two the second and so forth. The first candle is placed to the far right of the menorah with each additional night's candle being placed to the immediate left. One says three blessings the first night (two blessings each subsequent night) and then lights the candles, starting with the furthermost candle to the left. The menorah should have all candles in a straight line and at the same height. Ashkenazi tradition has each person of the household lighting his own menorah. Sefardi tradition has just one menorah lit per family. The blessings can be found on the back of the Hanukah candle box or in a Siddur, prayer book. The candles may be lit inside the home. It is preferable to light where passersby in the street can see them -- to publicize the miracle of Hanukah. In Israel, people light outside in special glass boxes built for a menorah or little glasses with olive oil and wicks.

The tradition to eat latkes, potato pancakes, is in memory of the miracle of the oil (latkes are fried in oil). In Israel, the tradition is to eat sufganiot, deep-fried jelly donuts. The traditional game of Hanukah uses a dreidel, a four-sided top with the Hebrew letters Nun, Gimmel, Hey, Shin (the first letters of "Nes Gadol Haya Sham -- A Great Miracle Happened There." In Israel, the last letter is a Pay -- for "here.") In times of persecution when learning Torah was forbidden, Jews would learn anyway. When the soldiers would investigate, they would pull out the dreidel and pretend that they were gambling. The rules for playing dreidel: Nun -- no one wins; Gimmel -- spinner takes the pot; Hey -- spinner gets half the pot; Shin/Pay -- spinner matches the pot!

TORAH PORTION: Vayeshev, Genesis 37:1 - 40:23

This week's portion includes four stories: 1) The selling of Yosef (Joseph) by his brothers -- which eventually positioned Yosef to be second in command in Egypt and enabled him to save the known world from famine 2) The indiscretion of Yehuda (Judah) with Tamar (Tamar) 3) The attempted seduction of Yosef by Potifar's wife, which ends with her framing Yosef and having him imprisoned 4) Yosef interprets the dreams of his fellow prisoners, the wine steward (who was reinstated and forgot to put in a good word for Yosef) and the baker (who was hanged).

DVAR TORAH: based on Growth Through Torah by Rabbi Zelig Pliskin

Joseph dreamt two dreams. In the first dream, his brothers' sheaves gathered around his sheaf and bowed down. In the second dream, the sun, the moon and eleven stars bowed down to him. Regarding his first dream, the Torah states, "And Joseph dreamt a dream and related it to his brothers. And they continued to hate him. And he said to them, 'Hear this dream which I have dreamt.' " (Genesis: 37:5,6) What mistakes did Joseph make and what can we learn from them to improve our lives?

The great 16th century Italian Rabbi Obadiah Sforno comments that Joseph's mistake was telling his brothers about the dream and hinting to them that he would rule over them. Joseph knew his brothers hated him and he decided to tell them the dream anyway. Even seeing their reaction, he insists on persisting to tell the story -- "hear this dream which I have dreamt" -- and then, later, telling them the second dream.

If one knows that others have a negative feeling towards him, the last thing he should do is relate stories which might inflame envy. If one sees that he is causing a negative reaction, he shouldn't insist on continuing the story.

Always ask yourself, "How will the listeners react? Will they sincerely share my joy or will they feel the pain of envy? Then appropriately make your decision whether or not to share the story.

CANDLE LIGHTING: Jerusalem 4:00 Miami 5:13 New York 4:10 LA 4:26 Hong Kong 5:24 London 3:35 Moscow 3:39 Singapore 6:41 Guatemala 5:16 Honolulu 5:32 J'Burg 6:35 Melbourne 7:47

"QUOTE OF THE WEEK": No person is so tall as he who bends to help a child.


 Shabbat Shalom,
Rabbi Chanan Kaufman


This week' s fax is Dedicated to
Dr. and Mrs. Arthur Wachtel
in Honor of the Birth of Their Grandson

 


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